The Chavs and the Chav Nots

Mayb it'z coz u iz a chav,
Dat it iz u does not 'av,
No clu what u iz going to say,
So say "woteva" anyway.

Wen u say "am i bovvered? no",
We think ur well bovvered, tho,
It's just coz you don't kno the words,
To speak to all them utha birdz.

We think u rap like a looza,
Wen ur wiv us in da boozer,
Vocabulary, like, 'woteva',
But u still think u r well clevva.