Ode to Chuckles

Chuckles' real name was 'Kate',
We met her 'cos she's Cara's mate,
We told her jokes to make her laugh,
She wouldn't even smile, not half.

Kate o Kate you're such a gas,
That's why we just renamed your ass,
To 'Chuckles', 'cos you're quite the wag,
We laugh so hard you make us gag.

Chuckster we just love your rants,
And when you joke we wet our pants,
It's not that what you say is funny,
Beer has made our brains go runny.

I hope you're not upset with me,
For making up new names for thee,
It's only 'cos you're fun to tease,
That we do (don't hit us, please!)