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Richard of York,
Feasted on pork,
Roasted on spits,
It gave him the shits.
Gordon Brown,
Chancellor clown,
If he takes over,
We're heading for Dover.
Steve McClaren,
Trophy shelf barren,
Flattered to deceive,
We hope he'll soon leave.
Michael Vaughan,
A captain forlorn,
Talks a good game,
Shame he's gone lame.
David Gower,
Batted with power,
Gave commentating a stab,
He's unbelievably drab.
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Bill Gates,
Invented Windows which everyone hates,
But he thinks it's funny,
Sitting on top of his pile of money.
Tim Henman,
Is more a racket- than a pen-man,
But if he doesn't improve his lob,
He'll be writing off for a job.
Queen Elizabeth II,
To her corgis loudly beckoned,
They came running en masse,
And knocked her on her royal a**.
Tony Blair,
Don't play fair,
Except with Bush,
Because he kisses his toosh.
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