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The twelve days of Guantánamo

A transposed version of 'The twelve days of Christmas', about 12 of the 36 nations represented amongst the 650+ detainees held, legally or otherwise, at Guantánamo Bay, the U.S. air base in Cuba.

On my first day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
A single Iraqi detainee.

On my second day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my third day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my fourth day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my fifth day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my sixth day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Six Sikhs a-praying,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my seventh day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Seven Brits conspiring,
Six Sikhs a-praying,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my eighth day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Eight Russians spying,
Seven Brits conspiring,
Six Sikhs a-praying,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my ninth day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Nine Danes cartooning,
Eight Russians spying,
Seven Brits conspiring,
Six Sikhs a-praying,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my tenth day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Ten Afghanistanis,
Nine Danes cartooning,
Eight Russians spying,
Seven Brits conspiring,
Six Sikhs a-praying,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my eleventh day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Eleven Pakistanis,
Ten Afghanistanis,
Nine Danes cartooning,
Eight Russians spying,
Seven Brits conspiring,
Six Sikhs a-praying,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.

On my twelfth day at Guantánamo the U.S. sent to me,
Twelve Saudis singing,
Eleven Pakistanis,
Ten Afghanistanis,
Nine Danes cartooning,
Eight Russians spying,
Seven Brits conspiring,
Six Sikhs a-praying,
Five Kazakh kings,
Four Irani Kurds,
Three French men,
Two German coves,
And a single Iraqi detainee.