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Hobby Horses

Helpful haiku for horses and other creatures...

The flying of kites,
Is difficult and pointless,
When you are a fish.

 

It's highly likely,
You won't much enjoy snooker,
As frogs often don't.

 

For ten pin bowling,
One needs opposable thumbs,
No good for monkeys.

It's not really fun,
To play on a pogo stick,
For a unipod.

 

To use a canoe,
Is most tricky for horses,
They have no hands, see?

 

Frogs catch flying things
with their tongues, so I'd advise,
Them not to play darts.