Reviews
Just some of the great things our 'fan base' are saying about us.
"The smartest, funniest thing ever!" - Sujoya
Thanks Sujoya, if only all reviewers could be as unbiased and objective!
"This is a riot!" - Karen
Thanks Karen (although it should be noted that we hope you mean 'a riot' in the good sense, rather than like Brixton or Toxteth...)
"I like the logo!" - Matt
Thanks dumbass, that really makes us feel good about our poetry.
"Nice layout, is it a template?" - Adam
Er... no, Adam, but thanks so much for asking.
"Not very gentlemanly" - Guy
Genius. Have you considered professional literary criticism?
"Why are you so horrible?" - Kate
Thanks Kate, your review appeared at first glance to be a slightly negative comment, but after careful consideration we have both agreed that it is amongst the most pleasing.
"Who the heckfire is Adam Stuttle?" - Zara
Well, he's our newest guest contributor, and this is the first review of one of our guest contributions! Groundbreaking stuff.
"They can be a little tiresome" - Hubert
A bittersweet judgement, finely balanced 'twixt sledgehammer and mallet in the medicine bag of high-minded prognostics. Hubert is a professor in Mass Communications at Syracuse University. Apparently this doesn't involve telling people how heavy stuff is.
"They do talk a lot of crap, the both of them" - Richard
Ab ovo usque ad mala.
"I searched for it [goofingoff.org], it was rubbish, I couldn't be bothered" - Richard
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
"Everything was vacuous" - David
Don't applaud, just throw money.
"You guys are idiots" - various
The fellow is either mad or he is composing verses -- Horace
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