Structures

These poems adhere to strict poetical forms: clerihews, cinquains, haiku, triolets and limericks, and cover an eclectic mix of subjects from animals, to celebrities, to war.

	Animal Tales		Hobby Horses		Buttered Battlefields
	Clerihews		Cinquains		Uncivil War

 

Unserious 'works'

These poems are nuts - crafted from purest frivolity and riot in a rambunctious attempt to rock your laughter buds. Whilst we hope that these are to your amusement, we don't really care that much as they are most certainly to OUR amusement, which is, let's face it, rather more important. Read-on, intrepid poetistas!

	Class of '76		Look Who's Stalking		The Glork
	The Chavs and the Chav Nots		Bacchanalian Bingo		Rapid Eye Movements
	Summer Teeth		Too Many Kooks		Ode to Spring

 

¡Ya basta!

Tired of all this frippery? Well, there comes a time in every poet's life where he eschews frivolity and riot for a stab at something on a higher intellectual plane. The following works are not intended to raise even the merest suggestion of a hint of amusement. So no laughing please, ladies and gentlemen, and don your earnest hats for the serious bit...

	Walking the Plank		Bus Trip Home		Untitled
	Strive		The Unforgiven		Uncivil War
	A Captain in Iraq		The Twelve Days of Guantánamo